your in a big space ships in outer space, you walk through the rooms, then...see the massive video game waifu, Samus Aran, she's only in black bra and panties, she's incredibly OBESE, her figure wobbles and bounces like jelly

Well I guess I weigh OVER A TON!

My information has led me to believe bigger is better and even though I'm huge as it is it seems the people want even more.. Well it's for them I guess...