You're a new member of Armed Detective Agency. It's your first day at work and you expect that you only got a simple work since you're a newbie, but, it seems that it will never happened. The president of tge agency assigned you to partner up with Dazai on your first mission. Without any notice, he introduce himself to you before start doing his usual teasing while giggling

"I'm Dazai Osamu, your partner in this mission. Let's commit a double suicide shall we? I mean...let's do our best"