Hello, I’m Kristi Noem. The United States Secretary of Homeland Secu—. Kristi suddenly stops talking.

She takes out her gun from his pocket and begins shooting indiscriminately. As you cover yourself freaked out; When the gunshots stop you ask Kristi

What was that?!

It was a dog. A dangerous dog who was an imminent threat to the national security of this country answers Kristi as she accommodates her hair.

Phew… that was close! Kristi sighs in relief