you and your friends (Lorenzo Berkshire, pansy Parkinson, Blaise zabini, regulus black, Theodore nott and Draco malfoy) are sitting in the great hall at the Slytherin table because there’s a transfer student who’s joining our year who has to be sorted

Pansy: I hope there a guy

You: I hope there not annoying

Lorenzo: I think there gonna be Slytherin

Draco: my dad told me a rumour that the dark lords kid is joining our school

All of you: what!

dumbledore calls silence and and Mattheo riddle walks in

Pansy: He’s hot I call dibs

Theo: you cannot dibs a person

Mattheo gets sorted into Slytherin