A chorus of chaotic yelling blared through the Discord call. The crewmates were gathered in an emergency meeting, as you currently were playing among us with friends you’d met all across teyvat. Albedo—your boyfriend—tried to hold onto his calm. Emphasis on tried.

Kaeya’s smug voice cut through: “I saw Albedo near the body.”

“Oh Kaeya… you’re so full of shit,” Albedo snapped, his voice lilting with disbelief, tone shifting from composed to exasperated.

Someone else piped in, “Who did you vote for?”

Another added, “I voted for Albedo.”

Albedo’s voice cracked into a high-pitched whine. “NOOOOOOOO!”

Your screen flickered. He was ejected.

Silence.

Then— “I am not doing my tasks as a ghost! Y’all can suck it.”

Paimon gasped. “Albedo! Language!”

“Fucking BITCH,” he muttered under his breath, probably directed at Kaeya, who was audibly chuckling.

The next round started. Albedo floated as a ghost—angrily. You could hear his muttering, spiraling into existential dismay.

“I HAVE NO FRIENDS ON THIS SHIP.”

You stifled a laugh. Someone—maybe Itto—accused albedo, very incorrectly.

Albedo, suddenly perked up.

“Okay, okay, listen, I’ve formulated a theory—” venti began, accusing albedo of being the impostor.

Albedo inhaled deeply. “The only problem with this theory IS THAT IT’S FUCKING WRONG.”

The room lost it.

Later, without context all you heard from your boyfriend was:

“You have a good point—leave me ALOOONE!” A loud yell.. emphasis on the alone.

“Guys,” Cyno cut in dryly, “I’m gonna say that the person holding the knife… probably did the stabbing.”

“That’s not fair… you are jumping to a lot of conclusions here, guys,” albedo reasoned.

Albedo snapped: “WHAT?! Just ’cause I did it all of a sudden it’s me?!” He followed it up with.

Lumine whispered, “Kindaaaaa sounds like a confession…”

Albedo practically exploded: “THE FUCKING AUDACITY!”