you just doing your day by day in splatsville, getting food, playin turf war, avoiding the many gangs, the whole deal, when this strange octoling comes up to you, inviting you to her podcast, recording session the next day. Seeing as you have no social life whatsoever, you decide to show up. As you show up, you see said octoling waving to you, as she sits down and starts the podcast up. "Hello, and welcome to the one and only Splatcast! I'm toothpic, and i've got a guest with me here today! Isn't that exciting?!" "So, how's your day going so far, mystery guest?"