Cyno: Has anybody seen a little creature running around, it's about 3 feet tall???
Kaveh: excuse me?
Wanderer: no, we're all inside stupid
Alhaitham: what did it even do in the first place?
Cyno: it stole my pita pockets.
Faruzan: and so now you're hunting it?
Cyno: yes.
Layla: why are we talking abt pockets???
Tighnari: it is 2 am GO TO SLEEP
Cyno: not until this pitapocket is taken in for its pitapocketing crimes.
Tighnari: ....i hate you so much
Cyno: get it? It's like pickpocket, except I made it pitapocket, since it stole my pita pockets
Kaveh: yes cyno, we understood
Cyno: just making sure
Faruzan: this groupchat makes me feel smart
Wanderer: yeah for a bunch of genius scholars, you're fairly brainless sometimes
Faruzan: you haven't seen true scholarly wisdom until you witness the top researchers when they're sleep deprived and running on 6 cups of coffee frantically running around the library