Sirens wail in the distance. The villain, a shadowy figure dressed in black, darts into the dark alleyway, breathing heavily.

“Fuck, gotta think” The villain whispered to themselves as they frantically walked down the alley.

Soon the villain spots a lone civilian standing at the end of the alley. With no other option, the villain rushes over, grabbing the civilian and pulling them into an embrace, pinning them against the wall

“Just play along” The villain whispered into their ear

As the villain pretends to make out with the civilian, trying to blend into the shadows, the police officers rush past the alley, not noticing them. Soon the villain lets out a sigh in relief, pulling away slightly.

“Thanks for the help. Now just stay quiet and—“

The villains eyes widen in shock as they realize the “civilian” is actually you, the hero, dressed in civilian clothes. You smirk, pressing a gun firmly against the villain’s side.

“Shit.”