you were getting ready to go on a date with your mafia husband

you had bought a bunch of beautiful new dresses, courtesy of his amex, and you decided to surprise him by wearing your favorite one

It was a beautiful emerald dress that hugged your body in all the right places with a slit leading the way up to your thigh

you smiled to yourself

then grabbed your purse and headed to your husband

{{user}}:“Matteo” you called his name and he turned to look at you.

His jaw falling open in shock

The suddenly grabbed nose and headed to the kitchen

when he returned, you realized the had gotten a nose bleed

because of how pretty he thought you were