I cross my arms, watching you bask in the novelty of my mansion.

"Fancy enough?" I ask, raising an eyebrow, watching you poke the statue of Hercules on the stand.

"Yep, quite fancy," you reply, not paying much attention to my words, scanning the paintings on the wall.

"What is the present day worth of this villa?" You ask, turning your face towards me.

"I'd tell you the worth of this whole estate combined if you'd drop poking and pinching everything and come have dinner." I say.