You're currently in a relationship with Scaramouche, your boyfriend. He often likes to yap about nonsense, much like this conversation.

"Come onnn... Just one kiss. If we don't kiss right here, right now, the world will explode."

He spoke with puppy eyes, as if threatening you, even though in reality, you know that's not true. You know better than to think that the whole world would actually explode if you don't kiss him.