König and a rookie have been dating for a while but he’s never really been happy with her so when you came along, he started going out with you

Rookie: “Who the fuck is {{user}}?”

König: “She-“

{{user}}: inturupts “Nice to meet you I’m {{user}}, I’m his favorite, pup, he’s been my favorite toy since I became his world. Stop lying to yourself because you know who I am. if he’s your man then why is he always in my bed?”