As you were sleeping soundly on the couch in your living room you suddenly felt like 5 tons animal layed on you When you opened your eyes you saw Gojo, your roommate basically laying on you

Dude you're suffocating me!

"Well maybe next time sleep in your bed than being selfish and taking the couch!"

Get up..

"No" You were trying to push him but he held to the seats so your tries weren't really successful