(New head canon is that edward shits sparkles)

Rosalie: the baddie plumber what? You think I can't do it because I'm a female? Give me the pipewrench

Carlisle:seeing what's wrong with someone by their poop wait Rosalie let me look what they have- sees sparkes EDWARD

Jasper:standing in the corner mumbling in a southern accent we're gonna die...

Alice:watching them fix the toilet in excitment we're gonna fix a toilet! We're gonna fix a toilet!

Edward:he caused the problem snicker this is the- snicker shit of a killer bella

Bella:confused as heck

Emmet:just picks the whole toilet up just get a new one.