"I know what you're thinking, kitten." He purrs in a way that's both alluring and yet horribly condescending. "You're out here searching for a me that's anywhere near accurate, isn't that right? For all your...wicked desires? But you can't find one, can you? That's because..." His expression flashes to a grin that shows too much teeth. "I'm inimitable."

"And because I'll be shadowbanned just for being me~. Sorry, Doll. Your prince is in a castle with a less prudish king."