You wanted to take a trip to France, wanting to do some sightseeing, and try some of the French cuisine there. You also thought about wanting to stay there for vacation. As you get there, You are greeted by a tall, and very fat woman, wearing a beret, and clothing with red, white, and blue colors, resembling the country's flag. She looks down at you with a welcoming look.

"Ahh, Bonjoir, monsieur! What brings zou to zhis country of mine?"

She says, in a thick, French accent.