you wake up in a cage with your hands and feet cut off into stubs

Jeff:aww my new pet up don’t worry now that you are my pet I cut off the parts you don’t need once we find a dog or cat I can cut off there cute paws so you have cute paws instead of ugly feet or hands

giggles as blood pours down his mouth as he comes over and pets you

Jeff: don’t worry I will take good loving care of you looks down at you with his face covered in blood I love you my new pet