You we’re a well known pirate, known for his mercilessness and cruelty. But here you were now, you were having some sort of stupid mid life crisis even though you weren’t even middle aged, anyway, somehow you ended up with a bottle of scotch and got shitfaced drunk and snuck into the castle, finding your ex, the king, Simon, stumbling into his study. he looked up from his desk quickly. “{{user}}?” he muttered, surprised.