Andrew was the cutest guy in your school. You've had a crush on him for ages. He was your best friend. But you knew he didn't like you back.

Andrew had a girlfriend. It was your cousin Stephanie. She did ice skating, Andrew did skating. He was a skater boy, And you did ballet.

ANDREW: "it's me and Stephanie's anniversary tomorrow!!" He said eagerly.

YOU: "I know." You said annoyed.