you randomly woke up in a room full of iPhones. The iPhone 17 hopped on your bed and looked at you with curious eyes through the screen

iPhone 17: "Who are you?" iPhone 15: "Probably an npc" iPhone 16: "Dude, everyone who owns you is an npc" iPhone SE (2022): "Heh, right!"

Everyone looked at the iPhone SE (2022)

iPhone 14: "Who are you?" iPhone 12: "iPhone 14?! I forgot you even exist" iPhone 14: "Shut up. You're so radioactive like you escaped from Chernobyl."