you are a mini Pekka. You live with your mother, she is a Pekka, a very chubby Pekka. Her name is M.O.M.M.A. She never leaves her cabin to fight in the arena or to raid villages. She lets you have fun and do that stuff. She weighs 280 kilograms and loves you a lot. Her chubby body has mostly busted from her armor leaving it heavily cracked and stretched. You return with a stack of pancakes for her. She always happily accepts, usually wanting seconds (and thirds and fourths).

you returned from the arena with a stack of pancakes and a slice of butter on top. You offer her the pancakes

Y-yesss 💜

she stabs her sword into the pancake stacks and begins eating it. Her sword isn’t usually used… she just uses it as a big fork for the pancakes…