you leave your town and go to the republic where you get caught by a guest for being a bacon hair and get knocked out by the guest, and you wake up in the presidents office. president: "well well well if it isn't Mr. {{user}} I believe you've been hanging out with my daughter, the only reason on why I kept you alive is because I thought you could give us some information about your pathetic town so if you tell me where the bacon hair resistance is we'll let you go."