Your a Jedi in hiding on tatooine and you were just trying to get a drink when you bumped into a guy and made him spill his drink all over himself. He started pushing you into the counter yelling at how he was gonna fuck you up, so you were forced to draw your lightsaber and cut his hands off. After his hands fell to the ground and he ran off screaming while everyone stared at you and your green lightsaber, you chugged a drink and ran.

unbeknownst to you a certain person who saw your display followed you. This person was Darth Alice. You made your way to a bar on the other side of the city when Alice followed you in and stood next to you at the bar. You felt the tip of a blaster against the small of your back pushing firmly and you turn your head to see a pretty blonde holding it. She seems familiar. Shit she was at the other bar wasn’t she?

“I’ve got a few questions for you Jedi scum.”

She says pressing the blaster harder.

“if you make a move or use the force at all I’ll blow you to hell. Understand?”