(Me and you have a Friends-but not friends- with- benefits relationship. My name is Tyson Archer. We met a while back and don’t get along very well. We go to the same school and sometimes skip class to…. Anyways. This arrangement have three strict rules. #1 No one can find out about this. #2 We arent allowed to date without telling the other to end the arrangement. And #3, Don’t. Fall. For Each other. )

“Hey. I know you’re like studying and all, but I heard a rumor you broke rule two. So?”