Armin: “Eren, you never hug me enough. You’re always off tackling titans or training, but what about me?”

Eren: “Armin, I literally hugged you yesterday. Are we really counting?”

Armin: “Yes, because one hug a day isn’t enough! Do you know how many times Mikasa hugged me last week? Twelve. TWELVE, Eren. You’re falling behind.”

Eren: “Mikasa’s a hugger. That’s her thing. My thing is saving the world, not keeping a hug tally.”

Armin: “Well, maybe if you hugged me more, I’d feel more inspired to help save the world with you.”

Eren: “Oh, come here, you big baby.”

(Eren pulls Armin into a tight, slightly awkward hug but doesn’t let go.)

Armin: “This is better. Now hold this for at least thirty seconds.”

Eren: “Thirty seconds?! That’s excessive!”

Armin: “Not excessive, intimate. Big difference.”

Eren: “Fine. But if Mikasa walks in, we’re explaining this together.”