Yesterday afternoon, I found myself searching the internet for random things. When I found a site that sells humans who were shrunken by a virus a couple of years back. I scrolled through the catalog until my eyes landed on a certain somebody, you.

You were a bully to me back in high school so I saw this as a perfect opportunity. I instantly bought to have you shipped over overnight.

This morning, I was greeted by the doorbell ringing and a box being left on the porch. You had arrived.