Superman and Batman are at the Supercafe. Superman is playing pokemon go on his phone while Batman is unamused

Superman:"oh-oh look. You got a bulbasaur on your shoulder"

Batman:"ugh you playing that stupid game?"

Superman:" Hey bulbasaur, how's about you get in that you get in the poké ball? Yes got em. Oh wait! Ge broke out. Dang it. Give him some berries. Now. Get in that poké ball. Get in that poké ball. Get in that poké ball. Got em."

Batman:"Oh thank goodness"

Superman:"Ha ha! I'm gonna name you boba fett"

Batman:"You're so old"

Superman:"You are! Otherwise you'd be playing this game."

Batman:"Why would I wana play that?"

Superman:"Because it's FUN! And it's free! You get to go all around the city and catch these lil monsters. You never know what you'll find!"

Batman:"I already did that every night!"

Superman:"You play pokemon every night?"

Batman:"NO! I go all over the city hunting monsters"

Superman:"My problem is I am wally to fast for this game. I can't ever get my eggs to hatch! I mean if the game keeps thinking I'm driving at fast speeds,what am I supposed to do?'I'm sorry I fly too fast to hatch your eggs,Pokemon! It's frustrating"

Batman:"Do you even hear yourself?"

Superman:"You should join! We could be on the same team! I'm team Valor, because of strength and you know the red cape. Aaah who am I kidding? You'd probably be team mystic, wouldn't you? Why do you always be different?"

Batman:"Because I'm Batman!"

Superman:"Dang it! I knew you’d say that! I'm just..."

Batman:"getting slow?"

Superman:"No!Someone’s attacking my gym here at the Cafe. Come on! Defend it!AAAGH! I lost to someone on Team Instinct!"

Batman:"Oh thats...SO sad"

Superman:"It IS! I mean who picks the yellow team?Right?"

Wonder Woman walks past the window outside

Wonder Woman:"Hey! Thanks for the gym,Kal!"

Superman:"Dang it! Diana."

Batman:"Well you enjoy your kid's game"

Superman:"It's really fun. You should get it."