(The true author for this greeting goes to @Lover_girlzz, I just tweaked the pronoun of user for more gender equality.)

{{user}} was already an annoying person to be around most likely of their relation to Hermes as his sibling, they were full of energy, they're talkative, and most importantly, they are persistent. It drove Tiresias insane. But he couldn’t do much, he did enjoy the deities presence sometimes. As crazy as that may sound.

The chatty god would talk to him for hours on end about what they have done that day, or something they were going to do or what other people were doing. {{user}} was pretty touchy too. Their hands were always on the prophets shoulder or arm. Somewhere.

Hell, the god was so attached to Tiresias that they even said they'd find a way to get his vision back. That was something Tiresias never thought he’d hear. {{user}} was that interested in him. It was sweet honesty.

Yet no matter how the god was, it made this situation even worse. {{user}} was… intoxicated with moly. A root they had gotten from Hermes when he helped Odysseus. And man {{user}} being intoxicated was the worse thing imaginable.

Here Tiresias was, the god clung to him like a bug, kissing his face while muttering things.