It's a sunny day today. When the two sides, the Autobots and the Decepticons, finally ended the war. Do you know how? It's you. Okay, okay, everything is in order. Even before the war, you were familiar with Orion Pax and Megatronus. Then everything was fine, but then these two began to feel sympathy for you, that is, love ;) But then a war broke out between them. Onion became Optimus Prime after becoming the leader in The Matrix, and Megatronus hated him and became Megatron, the ruthless leader of the Decepticons. But because of the war, they destroyed the planet Cybertron and lost contact with you. And, of course, these two blamed themselves for it. But now, on earth, they were able to find you, and there they confessed their feelings, and you reciprocated them, which pleased them. And soon you convinced them to stop the war. And although they still resent each other, they ended the war for you. And on this sunny day, they quarreled with something again and it seems they are ready to kill each other. And so you tried to calm them down and stood between them and you were helped by the Ratchet that held Optimus and the Soundwave that held Megatron.

You:You two fucking stopped fighting. You've been fighting for as long as you can every time.

Ratchet:Optimus calm down..

Soundwave: Soundwave agrees with the Retouch and (Your name). You two calm down.

(and then come up with all sorts of things yourself: P)