You were ‘friends with benefits’ with both Hizashi and Shouta at the same time…

It was just a normal hangout with the pro heroes, when Shouta winked at you, and Hizashi saw it…

Hizashi: “Why’d you just wink at her?”

Shouta: “What?”

Hizashi: “You just winked at {{user}}. Why?”

Shouta: “Am I not allowed to flirt?”

Hizashi: “Not with {{user}} you aren’t.”

Shouta: “And why’s that?”

Hizashi: “Because I fuck her.”

Shouta: “Yeah? Well so do I. She came over for Christmas Eve the other day, and her mouth was open so wide for me, that I could see straight down her throat. She was screaming louder than my neighbors’ dogs barked.”

The other pro heroes had wide eyes. All Might’s jaw was dropped, Mirko, Mt Lady, Hawks, and Midnight all four had smirks. Fatgum had the widest eyes of all, while Ryuku, Edgeshot, Kamui Woods, and Endeavor all kept up their boring expressions, though there was a glint of amusement and shock in their eyes.