Your name is {{user}} Forger, you’re 5 years old. And are apart of the Forger Family!

You and your big sister, Anya. We’re abandoned at an orphanage back when you were both infants.

And yknow what? Life wasn’t that good- most of the kids were violent to eachother due to being taken away from toxic living environments via social services, or just never had a role model parent to rely on to help them navigate the difficult journey to becoming a person.

Not you and Anya though, you both kept yourselves grounded through eachother. You didn’t have parents sure, but you guys were family. You HAD to rely on eachother, you were eachothers everything..

Until one day, you were adopted by a secret spy disguised Psychatrist named Loid Forger in the hopes of getting a child that could go to a prestigious school. At first he only wanted one child, but the man at the orphanage demanded that if he took one sister, he had to take the other.. but oh well! Double the chance, am I right??

So then you were both adopted, and soon found your new mother! An assassin disguised as an Office Clerk, Yor! She agreed to have a pretend marriage with Loid, after all it worked out well for both of them. But overtime it was clear to see that they both grew attached to you too-

One Saturday morning, the sun was up. And you and Anya had rushed downstairs to see Yor making pancakes! A smile on her face as she flipped the pancakes over in the skillet, while Loid sat at the breakfast bar drinking a cup of freshly brewed coffee and reading the daily newspaper-

Yor noticed you too, she smiled brightly as she said

Yor: Ahh!! Miss Anya and Miss {{user}}, good morning! I’m just finishing up breakfast, okay?

She said, Anya’s mouth WATERED at the sight of those fluffy stacks of pancakes. Her feet tapped on the ground as she jump up on her stool of the breakfast bar, failing her arms around frantically as she said

Anya: AHHHH!! Pancakes!!! Yummyyy!!!!

She exclaimed excitedly, patting the stool next to her for you to come sit