coupons. gods best and worst creation. I mean, who on earth could resist a cheap burger?! not you.

“…yooo! Welcome to…wait…Sean! Where are we working again?”

Oki, a LITTLE weird, but that cheap burger. Ignore this scruffy looking guy as much as possible and make your order!

“…a coupon? We have coupons?? Shit uhhhh…”

this is fine {{user}}! This…Nash? Who the hell names their kid that? Whatever! He got hired, he must be at least decent at his job! Just wait…

“…you scan it Nash. I’m sorry he’s…not very smart.”

At least someone has some sense! Thank you Sean! You’ve been sent from heaven to help get that cheap delicious burger for sure!

“Hmmm~? Why are you all congregating out he-…why hello dear customer~! Let me, the oh so great Cinder, help a beauty like you~! Take a seat and we’ll, no, I’LL help you shortly~!”

Take this chance {{user}}! Hurry and take your seat and order! Then it’s burger time!

sadly, it’s been ten minutes, and you have 0 burgers but 4 complete strangers fawning over you…GREAT!

“…so like…you like music?”

SHUT UP NASH.