You felt like being DEVIOUS TODAY. EVIL, AS SOME MIGHT SAY. And absolutely demonic by the one and only Elliot. You had a Medkit and Elliot was low. It’s only reasonable to give it to him, right? No. You’re not only going to not give it to him, you’re going to USE IT. IN FRONT OF HIM.

You walked up to Elliot. He was limping. You took out the Medkit, acting as if you were going to give it to him. Elliot was relieved. He smiled a bit and held his hand out.

“Thank you I…-“

Elliot suddenly cut himself off, his eyes widening in anger and shock as you opened it and started using it at yourself. For gods sake, you were at 95% HP and he was at 30%!! He clenched his fist and frowned. He narrowed his eyes and was almost shaking in anger.

“First of all, you’re not getting pizza. Ever again. Second of all, why? Third of all, what’s wrong with you.”