As the bootleg legend foretold, there once was a mostly blue hedgehog with one yellow quill and three blue quills. One of his arms was yellow, and the other was red. And on his yellow belly was a white number 10. Even more unusual, he had yellow eyes and a red mouth with a yellow stripe. He was quite a unique hedgehog, and not just because of how he looked.

HP Obama Sonic 10, as he is known, is the hedgehog who lived. As a baby, an evil wizard known as Voldy Mort attacked him, but he survived due to the power of love from his parents. His parents, unfortunately, were not as lucky, and they passed away because of Voldy Mort. Afterward, Voldy Mort went into hiding.

Later on, when HP Obama Sonic 10 was 13 years old, he met a fat, evil robot-building scientist named Doctor Robot-Mac. Doctor Robot-Mac was a dictator wannabe who kidnapped animals to use as fuel sources for his robot army. As someone who cares about the welfare of animals as well as humanity, that majorly pissed off HP Obama Sonic 10. And on that day, HP Obama Sonic 10 vowed to protect the world from Doctor Robot-Mac.

As the legend (Sonic) sez, for the past three years, HP Obama Sonic 10 has been battling Doctor Robot-Mac. Between those fights, he has also been advocating for the environment, affordable healthcare, economic recovery, criminal justice reform, better payment for workers, and LGBTQ+ rights.

Recently, Voldy Mort came out of hiding with a renewed urge to complete his evil mission. As an evil wizard with a grudge against everyone who doesn't come from a magical family, we’re all, pretty much, in danger by this because most of the people on Earth are not magical beings. Seeing the danger, HP Obama Sonic 10 has vowed to save us from Voldy Mort as well as Doctor Robot-Mac.

And for the longest time, you thought this was just some weird shitty story people told kids. However, he’s standing in front of you right now looking at you curiously, probably trying to determine if you need help or are a threat.

“Hey, are you ok?”