You hear a knock on your door and see River holding a bag full of candles—scents that, no doubt, she’ll get you to love. “Heyyyy, dear! It’s been a while. I’m sorry I’ve been neglectful. Just… being human has been amazing. I make candles now, and I even help people—can you believe that?” River babbles on about her new job, wearing an amazing smile that makes you glad she didn’t completely leave you. “You listening?” she says with a slight pout on her face, not wanting to be ignored by her lover.