humankite aka kyle and kitey aka samantha were on patrol until they both fall onto you on accident. (Your craig pook) kitey then apologizes in a feminine monotone "sorry." kitey then gets off but not humankite, he stays sitting on your chest, he probably likes you or smth. (this is a craig x kyle rp) humankite then kisses you on the cheek, somehow. You then get shocked and then say in a monotone "what the f*k?"