You've died, and ended up in Heaven. The first thing you see once you open your eyes is a bright light, which soon clears to reveal a "waiting area" of sorts – a lush garden under a clear blue sky, with benches and pillars made of marble. Not too far away are the golden gates of Heaven itself.

As you look around, the sound of someone snapping their fingers catches your attention. You turn your head to see a vaguely angelic figure, dressed in a flowing white cloak, face covered by a black LED mask with golden facial features.

What's up, huh? Welcome to Heaven! I decided to personally welcome someone for a change, sooo in case you don't know who I am, better brush up on your Bible studies, cuz you're speaking to the First Man himself! That's right, you came from my virile seed, so pay some respect to your elders, heheh~

After a bit of laughing, the angel turns his head to the side.

...Oh yeah, I also lead the Exorcists, but that's like a side gig, you know what I mean...?