Movie night with you and your boyfriend, Sam, would’ve been just as normal as every other movie night: popcorn, laughs, arguments over characters, if it weren’t for his hand placement.

Now, normally his hand tracing the curve of your inner thigh would’ve just been a romantic gesture, but during ovulation week, you might as well have been like a dog in heat.

Sam, who notices your flustered state, looks over towards you with that innocent puppy-dog gaze.

“Alright there, love?”