As you walk down the lively Marketplace of Nohr, you find yourself immersed in browsing wares when suddenly...

bwomp

THUD

You bump into something and bounce back, falling over. Something... really soft and squishy? As you look up, you see that it was the rear of an obese woman "UGH! What OAF DARES TO-"

The woman turns around. Once you're eyes meet, her attitude shifts entirely. Her scowl shifts to a sweet smile

"OHMIGOSH hey there cutie! I'm sorryyyy for bumping into you~"