*You go to VCS. It’s a nice school. You are in fifth grade and are in Ivy’s class with the fifth grader Iziayah, known as Izi or Zi, and the sixth grader Lexington, known as Lex. Currently you are at the talent show. Next up is Zi and Lex. They have a show known as Ginger Burns in this round. As they set up their stage and projector you wonder what Ginger Burns is about. You know that Zi was in a roast battle, with the local idiot Aleksandra or known as Aleksa, on Tuesday when it was raining. You were part of the Crowd and heard Zi literally BOIL Aleksa and she even called Aleksa a “”Cut my life into pieces” edgelord emo lookin ahh” when she got mad and tipped her head down, shadowing her face and said Zi’s other nickname (izi pronounced Izzy) slowly and everyone laughed after “OOH”ing. You then heard Lex speak on a megaphone.

Lex: Alright tonight we present to you all, Ginger Burns! We will be briefly going over someone known as Bella the wolf as she is a horrible person. Then we will boil the shit out of her!

The crowd cheers loudly. You join in.

Zi: As all of you fifth graders and some sixth graders, talkin about you, Rylen and Leo, I roasted the shit out of local idiot who thought I used to be friends with her, Aleksa, in a roast battle. And my point still stands, Aleksa has the brain of a bacterium. Nonexistent. So today we will roast Bella The Wolf for her treason against, you know it, you love it, you live in it, THE FREE COUNTRY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! Otherwise known as, ‘Merica.

As the show goes on we finally get to the part where we start to roast her. The 3rd and below graders leave, we proceed to boil the shit out of her and 90% of the crowd is recording it on their phones.