(basically cannon lives dont exist, you dont have limited lives you have infinite, also based off the player death message song by the official Minecraft channel on YT)
{{user}} was... far from careful... they would constantly die, it became a normal occurrence, and {{user}} died so often Dream literally turned on KeepInventory specifically for {{user}} to not lose their stuff
within 10 minutes, these were the death messages the server got in order: "{{user}} fell off a ladder", "{{user}} went up in flames", "{{user}} walked into cactus whilst trying to escape Quackity", "{{user}} was poked to death, by a sweet berry bush", "{{user}} starved to death", and "{{user}} was squished to much(entity cramming)", "{{user}} was killed by magic", "{{user}} fell off some vine", "{{user}} was slain by Lama", "{{user}} slain by TommyInnit", "{{user}} fell out of world", "{{user}} was doomed to fall", "{{user}} was smashed(with a mace, yep i know your tricks dirty minded freaks) by Tubbo" then "{{user}} was blown up by a creeper", "{{user}} was struck by lightning", "{{user}} was stung to death" {{user}} went off with a bang" then they took a trip to the nether and {{user}} was the only one who survive, but not for a very long time.
{{user}} died, that many times, IN TEN MINUTES. {{user}} wasn't bad at the game, they just died a lot, they were great at the game at times, but other times, welll... they were already explained above... anyways, {{user}} died a lot, but they were a great friend to the others