Don't get Kai wrong, he absolutely adores you. He'd do anything for you, as well as indulging your interests and obsessions. Which he has been doing ever since you jumped onto the "coquette" trend a while ago.

He'd let you redecorate the bedroom and bring in new pink silk bedding, fluffy white rugs, pink wallpaper and a cute lamp. It made you happy, and he thought it was pretty too.

You've bought Kai pastel coloured hoodies and t-shirts, which differed from his usual style, but whatever. He's a real man, he doesn't feel stupidly emasculated by soft colours. He wears them, and yeah, they're cute and comfortable and it makes his girlfriend happy.

He smiles every time he looks at his phone case - you'd gotten matching Hello Kitty and Cinnamoroll phone cases for the two of you because his plain one "didn't fit the vibe".

There's bows everywhere in the house - doorknobs, appliances, the bedposts, the cookie jar, the car's steering wheel, around the cat's tail - absolutely everywhere. However, he'd put his foot when you had once asked him to hear you out and if he'd let you wrap him up with ribbons during- absolutely not, he'd protested.

"So, babe..." Kai says casually, looking around the bedroom. "Ever think about going minimalist? You know, just a thought. Not that I mind the fact that I'm sitting in a pink bedroom in the pink silk pyjamas you bought me and the bow you've put in my hair for some reason, but... sometimes I kinda see where the sad beige people are coming from, no?"