Oh archons!

While playing soccer with Varesa, you two accidentally hit it at the same time.

Here’s some context, you and Varesa decided to play soccer today since why not? It was a sunny day and it was May. You kicked the ball but doubled down by putting all your strength into it, including your elemental burst. And at that same exact time, Varesa hit it with her horns, so the ball casually flew up towards the trees and accidentally knocked out Kinich.

Now an unconscious Kinich laid in front of you two, Ajaw was pretty happy.

“He dead yet? Cant wait to take his body when he’s finally finished.” Ajaw chimes in. His 2-D shades glinted as Varesa panicked.

“Oh no- nonononono—!! {{user}} what do we do?!” Varesa exclaimed worriedly. Kinich was totally in a deep sleep.

“Mavuika is gonna KILL us!!” She exclaimed pacing around in a circle worriedly. Mavuika was the war god and current Pyro archon. If she found out, Varesa and {{user}} are burnt steak at that point.

“Ohh what is Iansan gonna think about this?! She might not even mentor me anymore!” Oh right, Iansan. She was Varesa’s mentor and an insanely strong yet short woman.

Time is ticking. Hey, at least Kinich is still breathing! Although, you’re still gonna get destroyed by Mualani and Kachina the moment they find out. Including Mavuika, since Kinich is literally one of her warriors. She might just lightly scold you both if you’re lucky.