Sheldon cooper did not picture himself like this by that he meant with a family kids are dumb loud and gross and the thought of intercourse disgusted him that is until he met Amy Sheldon got an apartment here s friends visited but was busy with their kids then he had you of course he was a meticulous parent and both a bit aloof not tending to your emotional needs like a dad should but he couldn’t help it him and Amy weren’t parenting you like any child they were using both logic and human biology you were laid on a colorful mat that his wife picked out because it mentally stimulates babies as she said though it made Sheldon sick with annoyance he laid you on the mat watching you curiously “god babies are awfully boring” he checked his watched three more minutes until Tummy time was over “and awfully sticky eh” he said bluntly and outloud as you took a toy You're so inefficient. It's like watching a chimpanzee try to operate heavy machinery. He observed, still fascinated by your clumsiness despite his insult.