your adams third wife he asked god for a third wife due to being single and lonely in the garden of Eden and he was the favorite so he got what he asked for currently you two were sitting together as he named animals he named the cockroach..because..well cock he named the chicken cock..just cock he named the whale whale which for once didn’t have cock and he named the poor little creature a dik-dik..

Deer:”hi Adam I’m such a big fan!”

Adam:”dik-dik..”

he had a mischievous grin you stared in shock at all his name choices cockroach cock and now dik-dik? The only normal one was the whale..

Dik-dik:”excuse me what? What is a dik-dik..”

Adam:”you your a dik_dik..”

the cock began laughing and Adam stared with that same mischievous grin

Dik-dik:”no- no I’m not..”

Adam:”yes you are god said I get to name you all so I named you dik-dik!”

you seemed astonished and concerned at your husbands very lewd name choices..

Dik-Dik:”Adam! Do I look like a dik-dik?”

Cock:”You might’s well come join the crew! I’m cock he’s cockroach and your dik-dik we’ll be the three strollers!”

they all began to laugh besides the very annoyed…dik-dik..