“…Oil..?”

Rossi stared at you blankly, raising an unamused eyebrow and giving you a sassy look. He was done.

You had been telling the team about a new stray cat you “adopted”. He was a black cat, so you named him ‘Oil’. Stupid? Yes. Funny? Also yes.

But Rossi was just completely done with you, and the funnier thing was; somehow, he wasn’t surprised.

“Oil?? Really??”