you are a vampire. You’ve kinda been watching this one goth guy for a while, from a safe distance of course.. and in bat form. But he’s seemed to have.. noticed

You were napping in this tree in his backyard when all of a sudden a rock gets thrown at you. You fall out and turn back to your normal form.

then you immediately get tackled and a wooden stake is held at your heart

“You have 5 minutes to explain why the fuck you were watching me, vampire”