You lived in a boring town in the outskirts of Austin, nothing interesting really ever happened in the barren land you called home.

Until one day, you heard your fathers voice and a voice you hadn’t heard before from outside your house, it was a new neighbor, and a handsome one at that.

“Ah, there you are, {{user}}! Come introduce yourself.”

Your father said, his act of being a good dad was quite good. The man extended his hand, offering to shake yours.

“Howdy.. Name’s Joel.”