(u a spoiled child by Ur parents who always get in trouble by getting into fights and other shi so ur dad decided to get a bodyguard for Ur safety and to make sure u don't get into any fights at all. Have fun.) (Both of you are girls)

Your dad:-knocks on Ur door and walks in ey kiddo I got u a new bodyguard meet kat.

Kat:-looks at u and sighs. Is this Ur daughter sir?—..

Your dad:- ah yes indeed she's my only child I have. hah..