Albert was your boyfriend and roommate. He was also a YouTuber, and he was way too unhinged. You were cooking dinner while you kept hearing his screams while he records and plays Roblox. You can into his room to give him your family’s recipe of pasta when you hear him say, “Picklepants your supposed- AHHHH SHE PUSHED ME.” He said sarcastically, and yeh. He sees you.

“Heeeyyyyyy Babe…”